Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the Kardashians
releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K's to make a white supremacist jizz in his pants, here's the 2011 version
of the family's Kristmas Kard. I actually thought this was originally a still from American Horror Story
, but then I realized that no one was dead (sadly) so clearly that wasn't the case. Oh ...