Because it wouldn't be Christmas without the
Kardashians releasing an off-putting Christmas card while bastardizing the English language with enough K's to make a white supremacist jizz in his pants, here's the
2011 version of the family's Kristmas Kard. I actually thought this was originally a still from
American Horror Story, but then I realized that no one was dead (sadly) so clearly that wasn't the case. Oh ...