Yesterday, I posted a video of
Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman hyping up her new masturbation porn video by going on
Howard Stern and riding a masturbation machine, and you people just ... you just ate that up. You pounced on that like a lioness on a wounded gazelle. Honest to God, it pulled in some of the highest numbers I've ever seen, I'm really not sure how I feel about this, but clearly you sick bastards want more ...