I didn't cover Jersey Shore
last week-at all! Not once, I don't think!-and it made me so sad. Didn't you miss the little scamps?
When I last recapped, Mike had apparently flatlined
Then, a week ago, we discovered that Ronnie
didn't murder Mike
after all. Instead, Mike gave himself
a concussion, ha, ha, when he rammed his own head into a stone wall. For the rest of last week's episode, Mike moped ...