I didn't cover
Jersey Shore last week-at all! Not once, I don't think!-and it made me so sad. Didn't you miss the little scamps?
When I last recapped,
Mike had apparently flatlined.
Then, a week ago, we discovered that
Ronnie didn't murder
Mike after all. Instead, Mike gave
himself a concussion, ha, ha, when he rammed his own head into a stone wall. For the rest of last week's episode, Mike moped ...