Brace yourselves: The trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has arrived! Yes, this is a real movie. The subject matter of which is explained by the title. The absurd movie mash-up of historical drama and vampire horror stars Benjamin Walker as our nation's greatest president, haunted by the death of his mother at a young age, a horrific tragedy blamed on the blood suckers ... fictionally of course. We think. He devotes his life, and ...