Afternoon Fix: Finally, a Jolie-Pitt Twins Update!

Good News, the twins have been integrated into the Jolie-pitt family. Brad tells the Daily Telegraph: "We were four before, and we got into our rhythms and it worked. Then someone new comes in, and it discombobulates the movements for a moment, but then you settle in again and it just all works. Everyone's pretty well integrated. It's not the first time new kids have come in. "
Well, this had to happen at some point: Nick Lachey has responded to the Great Jessica Simpson Weight Debate: "I wish her nothing but the best and I hope she's happy-whatever size that comes in." Did he LOL after he came up with that zinger? Anyway, let's make next week a Jessica Simpson free week. Please?
Why would anyone photograph 15-year-old Ali Lohan as part of an Extraordinary Women Exhibit? Why is Ali Lohan, 15, still not in school? And why is Ali Lohan, 15, wearing a grown-up lady dress?
Denis Leary isn't so bad when he's being an a-hole to himself.
Let's see what Kanye West is calling himself today."I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY". Alright then, let us address him as such.

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