Jesus H. Christ. Is this like, the only existing Megan Fox photoshoot or something? That cover is older than prostitution and yet it's used for absolutely everything. Photographer Max Vadukul must be getting residuals out the ass. I'm talking enough for a Malibu crib, a Barbados vacay home and a twin pair of jet skis. I just honestly don't understand what's up with all the recycling. It's like,