American Idol Results: America Hates Good Hair

We're not one second in before we are thrown a major spoiler.Not that it's a huge surprise, but still!Very important epic music plays while the camera zooms around the contestants. Lots of Vaseline on the lens. Ellen looks ten years old.Crystal Hobosox (Thanks itch!) says that she doesn't care what happens cuz she's comfortable in her own skin. Your skin will be more comfortable in a nice hot shower. Casey Prettiness says that he's just ...

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