Angelina Jolie does it right

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up to the premiere of Inglorious Basterds last night as the most beautiful people ever. She's 35 but still looks absolutely amazing. I bet when she dies, she'd still look 100 times better than Tara Reid.

Every time she spreads her legs it must be like when they open up that briefcase in Pulp Fiction. I hear if you put your penis in her, it turns into solid gold.

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