I've purposely avoided reading
Fifty Shades of Grey, mostly because as someone who writes about sex and kink when he isn't writing about how
Kim Kardashian walks around with an intravenous drip that funnels pee into her bloodstream, I can't bring myself to read bad
Twilight fan fiction with hints of poorly executed BDSM play. But the book has taken off anyway, and now
Angelina Jolie is in talks to direct the inevitable ...