I've purposely avoided reading Fifty Shades of Grey
, mostly because as someone who writes about sex and kink when he isn't writing about how Kim Kardashian
walks around with an intravenous drip that funnels pee into her bloodstream, I can't bring myself to read bad Twilight
fan fiction with hints of poorly executed BDSM play. But the book has taken off anyway, and now Angelina Jolie
is in talks to direct the inevitable ...