Because fantasizing about Pete Wentz crying in a corner and drowing in a sea of self-pity and loathing lifts our spirits, we're going to go ahead and assume these shots of Ashlee Simpson trying to smother new boyfriend Vincent Piazza (from Boardwalk Empire) with love, affection and well-placed cleavage at the HBO after-party last night turned his baby cot into a pool of tears and soiled diapers. Mommy!!!!!
Below are various shots from ...