All our dreams are about to come true and we didn't even have to lift a finger. Not only did Justin Bieber get his ass kicked in a photoshoot, but now Ashton Kutcher has willingly asked to be blasted off into space. Hopefully to be stranded on a distant planet and turned into a sex slave by Rosie O'Donnell look-a-likes. Richard Branson wrote on his blog to announce the joyous news that Ashton paid $200,000 for a spot on his ...