Oh thank heavens, a story about
Ashton Kutcher cheating on
Demi Moore that doesn't revolve entirely around Twitter. Way to go journalists! Way to stop being morons! Anyway, after Ashton allegedly spent his anniversary banging randoms instead of spending time with his wife, alleged photos have surfaced of that night, showing what appears to be Ashton hanging out with a pair of skanks in a hot tub and making baby stew.
Us Weekly reports: ...