Ashu vs. Pokemon Emerald Randomizer: So after my horrific encounter with a watermelon fetishist...:
ashu-vs-emerald-randomizer:
"Oh, what a cute little flower shop!"
"Hey, there's tall grass back here. Neat!"
"Huh, looks like someone dropped something... Wonder what it i-"
"WHAT THE **** IS A KYOGRE DOING BEHIND A FLOWER SHOP."
"SWEET ARCEUS PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO DIE."
"I'M SORRY KYOGRE I DIDN'T...