The voting machines were tampered with! By "voting machines" we mean the mindless finger-dialers from Arkansas who were tricked by the nefarious AT&T syndicate into voting for, successfully, Miss Kris Allen
, the straight white corn boy who defeated, in an upset, gay Frankenstein. The New York Times
now cries foul.
They're curious about two viewing parties in particular, held in Kris' home state of Arkansas, to which AT&T reps showed up