It's the beginning of a brand spanking new year, which means it's time to go on a recapper hunt!! Have you ever wanted to write for the gasm? Have you been reading our recaps and thinking how much more hilarious than us you are? Now's your chance to prove it, suckas!! Here's how it works: you sumbit your name into the pot. I send you a random assignment. I pass your work around to a panel of recappers for a vote, and the winners move on to ...