Audrina and Justin Bobby are Over, Thankfully (1)

It seems that audrina Patridge and her on and off Boyfriend Justin Bobby have ended their relationship for good. Sigh of relief. I guess Audrina put together her two remaining brain cells and came to the conclusion that:
"...he doesn't want to give 110 percent."
At least now, there's going to be one less couple categorized in the pretty-girl-with-douchebag- guy category that seems all the rage these days.
Audrina's reasoning, however, leaves much to be desired (at least she got the end choice right). Could anyone have been blind to the fact that Justin Bobby was bad News? Nope. So he gets to date Audrina for the drama of a fake reality show. Great, it's Entertainment. Now, here's the only problem: Audrina is acting like it's real.
Here's what happened: The Hills has declined in the ratings, and this season is rumored to be the last. So, the producers over at MTV decided that they needed less Justin-Bobby-ugliness and more pretty-boy/Abercrombie- and-Fitch-model-type. nbsp; Watch, Audrina is going to start dating Mr. Pretty-Boy in no time. After all, since The Hills is only watched by females this is the only strategy that makes sense. No female liked Justin Bobby as a person, that I can assure you: he was either stoned or just plainly acting like a creep. But mostly stoned. And no, he wasn't good looking.
For Audrina's relationship to Justin Bobby to have been real it would have required three very specific things: Audrina being completely blind, Audrina being completely stupid, and a miracle. Ok, so she's always looking at the ceiling and maybe she's never actually taken a look at Justin Bobby in the face: I can concede on the first point. Even the second point I'll give you. But not the third. Not for a fake reality TV show: if miracles happen, they're certainly not manifested on The Hills.
Here's a wish directed towards Audrina and the future Mr. Pretty-Boy: may you be able to entertain teen girls and up the ratings for MTV.

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