For the sake of this post, just pretend it's still 2004 and these two a-holes are still relevant. Anyway, annoying screechy faux-rocker chick Avril Lavigne
and douchey Kardashian satellite Brody Jenner
have ended their relationship after who gives a **** years, citing irreconcilable douche-ferences. They're differences, but douchier. Us Weekly
reports: Calling it quits last week, Lavigne, 25, and Jenner, 26, clashed over how ...