Someone should tell Avril those ain't floatation devices
Would you just get a load of all that sweet, sweet winter white Canadian girl-flesh on display here! Yum-freaking-my!!! Hot little pop tart Avril Lavigne may not have much "up top" but what she's got is awfully tasty -- and check out that yummy tummy -- looooooooovvvvveeeee it. Sure hope you enjoy the frollicking bikini beach babe here at Sexy Celebrity Girlz
Day-um that's colder'n January in Timmons!
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