Right now it feels like someone is using my gag reflex as a punching bag because, for whatever reason, Janice Dickson posted an almost full body nude of herself on her Twitpic. President Obama called it an act of terrorism and declared her an enemy of the United States. Silicone-seeking missiles are being sent to her house as we speak. NSFW photo here.
I tried to cover her up with Optimus Prime. It sort of worked.