I'm so sorry, you guys. I know that many of you were already planning road trips down to Florida so you could see Nadya "Octomom" Suleman
strut her stuff
in July, but it's not going to happen. And that's not to say that it wasn't going to happen in the first place, because it definitely was, but good ol' Octomom
cancelled. She cancelled because some people have to ruin it for everyone because ...