Forget Jackass. Bam Margera unintentionally found himself on an episode of Jacking Off Bare Ass last night. Here's what went down: Law enforcement insiders tell TMZ that Margera dialed 911 after he was awoken by a naked woman kissing him inside his Pennsylvania bedroom. Weird, right? It gets weirder... When Bam was on the phone, the 24-year old intruder drooped to the floor and started to touch herself. Yes, like that! Margera reportedly hung ...