(Pictured: the Batmobile. Unpictured: an unmarked police car. Preemptive apologies for any misunderstandings.
Over the weekend, some kid-loitering near the Pittsburgh set of The Dark Knight Rises
, incidentally-decided to try to carjack a plainclothes police detective.
And how did our young criminal intend to mastermind this heist? Why, he simply opened the door, jumped into an unoccupied seat, and ordered the undercover ...