Much like real, non-sparkly vampires, the lurching, unstoppable force that is
Twilight is about to suck the life out of another beloved member of society:
Betty White. Stars of the movie have expressed an interest in having Betty onboard for the next crappy movie. The current 'Douchebag Threat Level' has now been set at red for 'Douchebaggery Imminent'. Someone
please get Betty White to a safe place
immediately before they convince her to be ...