Are you ready for the dullest episode of the season? THAT'S The Spirit
! Listen: we have a lot of reasons to be down on the United States these days (people shoving fried chicken in their mouths to show how much they hate gays, a bumbling buffoon traveling around the world to represent us, the continued existence of True Blood
, etc.), and a slow season of Big Brother
is the VERY LAST THING WE NEED. But that's what we have. So! Let's try ...