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Previously on Big Brother
, D List Celebrity Lookalike Edition:Richard Simmons finally hit his goal weight after all these years!!We met a chick Dick!
Jessica Fletcher returned as a slimy douchebag who jerks off in a shack and goes on TV to talk about his genital warts!
Oh yeah. And Kalia got kicked out of the house. Again. Blue screen memories! AW!! Do ...