Previously on
Big Brother, the gay guy had There's Something About Mary sperm bangs, a hot hairless Redneck got all violent with pork rinds, and white trash got dipped in cheese.
Cheese n' CrackersI love the eviction episodes for the same reason I love going home to Texas: I don't feel quite as homely as I do in real life.
I'm at least as hot or hotter than the bald lady and the guy who looks like Barney ...