Previously on
Big Brother:
Dan showed off a large collection of Jesus-y shirts, Janelle wore a jacket made of our razor blades in case slimy ass Boogie tried to hug her, and Willie tried to lead a revolution against, well, he didn't know, exactly. The important thing is that he called a meeting and yelled a lot and stuff. Then he got in a fight with Frank/Richard
Carrot Top Simmons about cereal...or something. Oh yeah. And the ...