If I were to start a social media site, I'd make one like Yelp but I'd review breasts like
Blake Lively's during the filming of
Gossip Girl. I'd describe them as pleasant to look at, not overly distracting and borderline perfect and I'd give it four stars. Then a year later, I'd become real snobby and these same breasts three stars because I'd have developed a much more sophisticated palette.