This juicy one was originally from CDAN
and features a fairly famous TV actor and one horrified waitress:
This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, "Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can bl*w ..."