Going by how TMZ
is spinning this, apparently God isn't a fan of The X Factor
(I'm guessing he's more into The Voice
), and decided to take time out of helping Africa and Darfur to throw lightning at the show's equipment in order to shut them down (while shaking some sense into judges Britney Spears
and Demi Lovato
with thunderclaps). Although to be fair, if I was an omnipotent being capable of throwing electricity ...