British TV host Fearne Cotton (is that even a real name?) is currently filming a show about Hollywood lifestyles. Hollywood lifestyles like retail therapy, botox parties, booze sessions, midnight drug runs, coke lines, marathon orgies and occasional filming? The show would feature Scar Jo,
Paris Hilton and Peaches Geldorf. Let the Chlamydia rain fall down!
Now if only we could get
Lindsay Lohan,
Britney Spears and
Denise Richards into the