March 28, 2012
Before the slut hit the fan
We open with some NYC porn and a montage of twentysomething chicks discussing friendship and betrayal. The intro is scattered and confusing, but the bottom line is that Christie and Joey Lynn had been friends since kindergarten until Joey Lynn allegedly slept with Christie's boyfriend. The two split off into separate factions and now they have a reality show. That, my friends, is the American Dream. We are ...