The Twitteratti are pecking away the wins at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival that don't involve Jean Claude Van Damme getting freak-ay with some fan(nes). Michael Moore, pictured, wasn't there. This year's winners:
Do the Michael Haneke Panky! His film, The White Ribbon, won the king shit prize, the Palme d'Or, and swept the acting categories.
You may know the Austrian director from his sadism-happy foreign fare like the awesome Cache
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