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I'm trying to take a pic of some perfect and beautiful man titties but the guy keeps star
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Just saw Percey Jackson movie. I know this sounds very gay but I enjoyed it.
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Why is it that guys that drive windowless vans always look like cerial killers or pedophi
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Is it just me or do you get REALLY nervous everytime you're driving and you look in the r
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My buddy David is doing a show at the Lovitz comedy club at the universal city walk. It's
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Tonight Horseshoe casino in Hammond, IN just outside of Chicago. It's a casino floating o
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I was just criticised by a fan that I don't tweet enough. So FYI I'm taking a huge dump r
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I'm in Minneapolis. It's 30 and everyone is talking about how warm it is. They're all so
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Off to perform at Treasure Island near Minneapolis tomorrow. For info go to carlosmencia.
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Text "Haiti" to 90999 from any cell to give $10 to the Red Cross to help the Haitians in
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Haiti, one of the poorest countries in the world. On top of that they just got hit by a d
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Just landed in Dallas. It is so cold I can't feel my balls. Either they're too far up or
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@funnybrad one of you is wY more than enuff.
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Happy new year to all! May this new year bring you all the love you wish for and to all t
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@Andrewmclarenf1 is this you Andrew
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Photos from 2009 "Tour for the Troops are online now http://carlosmencia. com/09/af_tour_
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Hope y'all had a great time with your loved ones. Any good stories. My dad passed out dru
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I just met someone who might have been male or female. I didn't know if I should say sir
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I'm finally mentally and physically back from my trip to perform for the troops. I was ou
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@xLionelx I'm at Lakenheath AFB
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