Hey, have you heard this song named
"Call Me Maybe"? Of course you have. It's everywhere. I remember hearing it a few months back on the radio and thought "Oh, well this is a cute song. But it's Canadian, so ..." And then the song made it onto
Gawker, and I was like "Oh, ****, this is going to get really big soon, huh?" And then it became the unstoppable pop monster that simply will not ...