So, Taylor Swift and John Mayer walk into a bar and the bartender says, "This isn't going to be pretty." (Celebitchy) Adam Carolla might be funny, but it was no laughing matter when cops showed up his house with their guns drawn. (TMZ) Leighton Meester is happy to leave "gossip" behind her. (US Weekly) Jessica Simpson takes her first post-pregnancy steps to get fit. (People) They're back and they're ...