Charlie Sheen got married again!

PSYCHE.

That's actually his 25-year-old daughter Cassandra who he walked down the aisle over the weekend. As it turns out, he Knocked Up his high school girlfriend Paula Profit, thus enabling her to fulfill the de$tiny of her last name.

This is news to me. Ah, well. His daughter does have a beautiful face, no? I thought it was Audrina Patridge in a fat suit at first. And I absolutely mean that as a compliment-so ...

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