Let's get one thing clear: Charlie Sheen quotes from this week will never be topped.
We could combine Michael Lohan with Sarah Palin and feed them with nothing but tequila for days and they would still be unable to top the lunacy that spewed forth from the actor's mouth over the past several days. To wit:
Charlie Sheen Quotes: Best of a Winning Week
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