Detective La Toya Jackson's long lost son (HE WISHES!) Cheyenne Jackson, who your eyeballs might have fallen on during 30 Rock, Glee or Xanadu: The Musical, married his physicist piece of 11 years Monte Lapka on a beach in New York yesterday. Cheyenne let their dog Zora know that she's no longer going to get "you bastard out of Gayolina" eyes of judgement from the religious bitches at the dog park when he
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