Sooo, Christina Aguilera just re-wrote the National Anthem at last night's Super Bowl and somewhere in a cave in afghanistan, huddled around a black and white 13 TV, a half-dozen Jihadists put down their goat ribs, nachos and MGDs (and possibly WMDs, who knows?) to high-five each other.
Christina Aguilera decided to take some poetic liberty with the lyrics to the Star-Spangled Banner during Super Bowl XLV, penning the new ...