Get ready to deep throat your rosary beads and blow out your pink prayer candle, because gay god has finally answered your prayers. Christina Aguilera, immortal Cher, the guy Miranda Priestly f*cked over, Veronica Mars, Ryan Seacrest's beard and Alan Cumming round out the cast in the glitzy-and definitely campy-gayquake called Burlesque. The flick sees Xtina as a small-town girl who lands a sh*t job at the ...