Get ready to deep throat your rosary beads
and blow out your pink prayer candle
, because gay god has finally answered your prayers. Christina Aguilera, immortal Cher, the guy Miranda Priestly f*cked over, Veronica Mars, Ryan Seacrest's beard and Alan Cumming round out the cast in the glitzy-and definitely campy-gayquake called Burlesque
. The flick sees Xtina as a small-town girl who lands a sh*t job at the ...