Presented without commentary, the most absurd, comical, self-serious and/or humorless moments from the pilot episode of "
Smash."
1. Megan Hilty mooning the judges.
2. "This is the
real mail?"
3. "I'm happy for me, too."
4. "There's an app for the iPad now; you blow on it and the skirt goes up."
5. Debra Messing's scarf
6. "When I say Marilyn, what do you think?" "Baltimore, Maryland."
7. "We are in the middle of an adoption! [...] You said you ...