I guess that Ciara
was supposed to be looking sexy dressed as that Storm
chick from the X Men
movies, but all she's done is scare my penis back into my pelvic cavity where it knows it's safe from the frightening lady. I'm basically a hairy woman right now. I'm going to ignore her creepy face and focus my attention on her sexy body in that tight outfit to try and lure my manhood back out where it belongs. ...