This one is almost too ridiculous.
According to In Touch, Jessica Simpson "bizarrely pulled the plug" on her November 11 wedding to Eric Johnson just three weeks before the big day.
"It's a surprising turn of events," writes the tabloid, explaining, "The reality star/mogul had long been fixated on tying the knot on that date, exactly one year to the day her fianc proposed."
Uh-huh.
So what, pray tell, allegedly led Simpson to "call it off" ...