Nicolas Cage will only eat animals that copulate with dignity. (Celebitchy)Naomi Watts in a see-through dress at Cannes. Hey, look. Her cannes. (Cityrag)Blake Lively is in a bikini. A Blakini, if you will. (Yeeeah!)Kendra Wilkinson will receive 50% of all the cash her sex tape brings in. Dirty money. (The Blemish)Bret Michaels healed his bloody brain with softcore. (PopEater)Is Courteney Cox having an affair with her Cougar Town ...