Sammy Sosa used to be a Dominican dude, right? Not a Cullen-white green-eyed guy? We didn't just make that up? (
Gabby Babble)
It's all right cuz she's saved by the fetus:
Tiffani (-Amber) Thiessen is with child. (
PopEater)
Lilogate continues: in more tapes,
Lindsay Lohan's charming and selfless parents allege that she was porking Heath Ledger when he died. Riiiiight. (
Celebitchy)
Pete Wentz says that he was unable