Ed on "Hell's Kitchen": "Wow Elise is married. What did that man do in a previous life to be punished by being chained to her 24/7?"
Sheesh on "The Housewives Aren't Welcome on DWTS": "If ABC was smart they would get the housewives and/or their spouses on another one of their shows. Wipeout. I want to see Vicki hanging from the dangler."
Itchy on "Big Brother": "Or maybe I'm a Dicklette supporter because she's that damn hot. 'Cause I'm ...