Courtney Stodden went 'sexy' rollerskating

That's weird, I didn't know syphilis could roll. Anyway, because it's been, like, days since she payed the paparazzi to follow her around and take pictures of her while she staged (her words here, not mine) "sexy" photo-ops, Courtney Stodden decided to call up some photographers to watch her try and rollerskate through sand. Yeah, I know that's stupid, but it makes more sense when you realize her IQ is ...

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