Crushable Quotable: Roger Ebert Eviscerates Final Destination 5 Like So Many Contrived

Were you planning on seeing final destination 5? You can tell me, I won't judge. J/k, I will totally judge you, and so will Roger Ebert. In a deliciously mean review he posted on his site yesterday, he laid out in no uncertain terms the precise depth and breadth of the thriller's terribleness. But the movie itself was not his only target. He reserved his final paragraph for the people foolish enough to go see such a thing, ...

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