Tonight is a night of 4s on Dancing With The Stars. It's week 4. There are four new dances for the couples to perform. Four is also the number of times I plan on reminiscing about how I'd rather watch Tom Delay dance than Michael Irvin. And finally, four is probably the score Len Goodman will give Mya and Dmitry Chaplin for no real reason at all.
So put on your cowboy boots and prepare for the Forbidden Dance.